The new issue of the Hammacher Schlemmer catalog has a heavy emphasis on weird Apple device accessories for the upcoming holiday season.
Take this ceramic iPhone horn, for example. It's perfectly timed with the launch of iPhone 5.
For the uninitiated, Hammacher is an extensive catalog of unnecessary things for rich people, like a two-story inflatable cat, that you can buy for $375.
Or electric roller skates, for $699.
So, if you are trying to figure out what to buy for that impossible person who already has everything, here are some gift ideas.
You know what the main problem with iPhone 5 is? It doesn't play cassettes! Thankfully, Hammacher has "The Cassette to iPod Converter," for $79.95.
The Cassette to iPod Converter Product Page.
Stuck in the desert? Good thing you have "The Solar Charging iPad Case," $199.95.
The Solar Charging iPad Case Product Page.
"The Automobile iPad Cupholder Mount," for $49.95. Not only does it render your cupholder useless for actual cups, it also makes driving more dangerous.
The Automobile iPad Cupholder Mount Product Page.
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